With all the craziness happening in the World Cup; Dempsey breaking his face, Spain and England’s elimination, comeback of Suarez (though we all know he would cry), the impregnable Ochoa, Messi is now your undisputed God; its hard to believe there are things crazier in the Soccer Universe. Well there is. From the passionate fans with good sewing skills to ill informed fans that think the world cup is an interracial adult video. Enjoy.
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The world cup is in full swing and if your bracket has taken a dump all over you like that drunk chick in college then you need a break. Really?!! Costa F*%$#n’ Rica?!! Is Suarez that good that the rest of the team can’t function?! Cheese and Crackers!!! Fortunately, Super Mario likes to provide entertainment for your World Cup bracket blues. Here he his in his classic “come at bro” pose. He’s not the first, and he’s not the last. But maaaaaaaaan is it funny.
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1. Marcelo – Brazil & Eric Andre – The Eric Andre Show
2. Volker Finke – Cameroon Head Coach & The Grinch
3. Aaron Lennon -England & Drake
4. Rafa Marquez – Mexico & Antonio Banderas
5. Diego Forlian & Michael Bolton
6. Niko Kovac – Croatia Manager & Joseph Gordon Levitt
7. Xabi Alonso & Jason Bateman
8. Wayne Rooney – England & Flea (MuthaFu**in’ Red Hot Chili Peppers)
9. Joe Hart – England & James Van Der Beek
10. Cristiano Ronaldo & Douche Bag
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Here at Pele Lepew we are all abuzz with the World Cup kicking off tomorrow. No, really. We started drinking already.
But we’re not just drunks with a love for futbol. We are also connoisseurs of the starch and saccharification enzymes that are derived from malted cereal grains, most commonly malted barley and malted wheat.
That’s fancy for beer.
Enough of that.
Here’s is what we recommend for tomorrow’s kick off between host Brazil and Croatia.
Beer: St. Bernardus Abt12- Ideal in that Catholicism rules the country and that 130 foot Jesus statue told me he likes it too.
Brewer: Brouwerij St. Bernardus NV
Style: Quadrupel (or Quad)- Just like the Brazilian squad is to many upcoming opponents, this beverage is intended to be stronger than a Tripel, so the ABV (alcohol by volume) strength will be 10% or more (think Belgian Strong Ale with a shot of Hulk).
And like Brazilian women, this blend may refer to an especially strong style of dark ale, with a characteristic spicy, ripe fruit flavor.
Man, I’m thirsty.
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While the beautiful game is just that, it gets lonely sometimes, and when it gets lonely it dates some extraordinarily really really ridiculously good looking women. Yes, I know there’s some duplicates. See if you can find them, then high five yourself or person to your immediate right. Besides they may not be together by the end of this World Cup the way these crazy kids are dating. I think Chicharrito has three different women on this list. Well, here there are in no particular order but in perfect order.
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