Soccer in the United States is growing- and we owe this man.
Thank you Landon.
As the saying goes, “don’t hate the playa’, hate the game”. Unlike our neighbors to the south, the United States Men’s National Team will have the pleasure in engaging women for extra curricular activities.
Jurgen Klinsmann has stated things can get pretty casual.
Not sure what coach has in mind, but based on German reputation, let’s hope it doesn’t involve Eric’ Cartman’s mom.
The USMNT would surely like to thank Jurgen, and I, would like to thank YouTube.
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December 4, 2013. Not the date you broke up with your girlfriend to cheap your way out of a Christmas gift, but the date the last time USMNT forward Jozy Altidore scored a goal.
It’s hard to explain why he hasn’t found net for both club or country. But that doesn’t mean the striker has lost form. In fact, Jozy’s remained pretty confident.
Altidore is still energetic and has maintained the fundamentals essential for the goal scoring barrage we saw at this time last year.
Against a Turkey team that had their chances- but also carried a scoring drought of their own- Jozy pressed high and hard (like your girlfriend), ran at the defense, (and again like your chick), knocked down balls for teammates.
Paired with Clint Dempsey on the front line only means more opportunity for Altidore. If the defense can click and keep the Yanks close, Ghana, Portugal, and Germany will be in for quite a disappointing date with the team. Much like your- ah, forget it.
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Pack a gas mask.
There will be many uncertainties along the Amazon in the coming weeks.
Will the stadiums be finished? Will they fuckin’ be safe?
And never mind concrete falling on your ass. Are the federalees going to pummel you with their riot gear? Are the locals going to shoot arrows at you (you read that right) in protest to FIFA’s presence?
Just a few things to consider before the beer bongs and pussy huntin’.
Consider this a warning.
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The USMNT seemed very “friendly” to the visiting Azerbaijan team scoring only 2 goals, and scoring them late in the game nonetheless. Why do they even call them “friendly” games? So official games are unfriendly? I guess being in the World Cup group G labeled the “group of death” can be one indication of a hostile environment. Well the US will need to step up its game if it wants to cheat death from the World Cup. This game started slow without much technical play from the USMNT. Maybe they had butterflies in their stomach or are truly inexperienced. Chris Wondolowski, however, was very energetic and ambitious on the field from the get go and had good shots to the goal in the opening minutes. Keep an eye on him in the tournament. And although Landon Donovan no longer dons the #10 jersey, it seems it helped Mix Diskerud put one past the keeper. USA!!!USA!!!USA!!!friendly, group of death, mens, soccer, usa, usmnt, World Cup