Pack a gas mask.

There will be many uncertainties along the Amazon in the coming weeks.

Will the stadiums be finished?  Will they fuckin’ be safe?

Take a tour of the USMNTs host sites here.

And never mind concrete falling on your ass.  Are the federalees going to pummel you with their riot gear?  Are the locals going to shoot arrows at you (you read that right) in protest to FIFA’s presence?

Just a few things to consider before the beer bongs and pussy huntin’.

Consider this a warning.