Put the shoulder and the hot sauce in the basket.

How Luis Suarez sees you.

Oh Sydney. You’re not only hot, but funny too.

Pretty sneaky Luis.

nom, nom, nom, ah, ah, ah…

Just when you though it was safe to play soccer…

I vant to eat Italian toniiiight.

The Champ chimes in…

grrrrr…

I train people and rehabilitate Suarez.

Excuse me sir, your dog bit up my hydrangeas. Sir?