This has been the most embarrassing semi since the time my cousin gave me a shoulder massage.
Another great UEFA Champions League final under our belts. And another year left wondering: what the fuck is Gus Johnson and Eric Wynalda still doing on our TV sets?
It’s been a few games already since they’ve been together and I would think they would have this figured out by now. Something is lacking. Knowledge? Nope. Passion? Probably. Ganas? Yes please. And serve up a plate to go too.
If I wanted half-ass I’d hire some midgets to help build the stadiums in Brazil.
Shit. FOX better think of something fast. Perhaps using the newly acquired MLS rights to be Johnson and Wynalda’s training ground. Or, they may find themselves looking to these past heroes for some help.
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