I call it the Chuy’s vs the Jewies game amirite?…ahem…Mexico City, the legendary Estadio Azteca, a sacred place for the Mexicans and their futbol. It was also a place to stretch out the ole legs of coach Miguel “el piojo” Herrera’s team who have been under strict order to not participate in sex or alcohol. Well I’m signing anything coach.
But it seems to have worked. Mexico controlled the pace for most of the game after a non fluid start. It was also Cuauhtemoc Blanco’s “tribute” game as he started and within 2 minutes was sweating more than Honey Boo Boo’s mom sitting in a Louisiana porta potty on a hot summer day. Mexico also wore their new uniforms which looked like some hipster, Charlie Brown style jersey. Well lets hope goalkeeper JJ Corona quickly after a collision with teammate “Maza” Rodriguez that saw him get carried off in the golf cart of shame.