…Calcio Storico/Fiorentino which translates to “historic football”.  Started in Italy around the 16th century, blah blah blah, more history facts.  Fast forward to present day.  This is the single, most metal, bad ass, totally rad, tubular dude!, sport in the world.  And we thought MMA was brutal.  Each match is 50 min long with 27 players per team and NO SUBSTITUTIONS!! And I’m not talking about subbing your fries for a salad you pompous vegan bastardo cazzo! vaffanculo!!  Anywho, seems that there is virtually no rules.  You can tackle, trip, and punch your opponent to submission.  How is it like soccer you ask?  Well you can kick the ball, and there is a goal to score the ball in.  The rest of the sport incorporates rugby, american football, and MMA.  The prize for this orgy of manliness? Your Mother!…errr A whole Chianina calf.  Aint she perrdy lil thang.  A couple of us guys were wondering, uh if we can go family-style on her?  I’m talking about bistecca alla fiorentina for the whole family ya weirdos.

Editors note:  Chose a 2 min video for you ADD MF’s, but I know you little internet addicted leaches will google it.  Try to watch a whole game. VAFFANCULO!!!