Folks, we’ve seen it all, the Kennedy assassination, 9/11, the Challenger Space Shuttle explosion. And now this, Landon Donovan has been left off the 2014 US Mens World Cup roster!!! Not since Hitler or Hans Gruber has the United States seen a German villain comparable to Jurgen Klinsmann. And like John McClane, fans are ready to go cowboy on this guy. But before we rip Jurgen a new jargon hole let’s remember Donovan expressed his disinterest in the team and nearly walked away. Klinnsmann then questioned the forward’s heart. And rightfully so. Let’s hope the Kraut gets it right with the young tenderfoot he opted to go with. Or it’s yipikaye motherfu…you know the rest.